Christmas Quote by Donald Barthelme
““Dan keeps telling Snow White that "Christmas is coming!" How can he be killed most easily? With the fewest stains?””
About This Quote
Source Short Story: “The Dead Father” by Donald Barthelme, 1975
A darkly comic scenario uses a holiday phrase to hint at a subtle, low‑profile method of killing.
In simple terms: A joke about killing with minimal mess.
Consider the irony of a seemingly harmless phrase.
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When to use this quote
- crime fiction
- satire
- writing workshops
- creative brainstorming
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What does the contrast between “Christmas” and killing suggest?
- How does minimal violence affect narrative tone?
Humor may trivialize serious topics.