Age Quote by Don Marquis

Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.

— Laurence J. Peter

Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.

— Richard Armour

Middle age is when you're old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.

— Anonymous

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

— Bob Hope

Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.

— Ronald Reagan

Middle age: The time when you'll do anything to feel better, except give up what is hurting you.

— Robert Quillen

Middle age is when you go to bed at night and hope you feel better in the morning. Old age is when you go…

— Groucho Marx

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.

— Ogden Nash

Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.

— Earl Wilson

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

— Laurence J. Peter

After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings.

— Austin O'Malley

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

— Ogden Nash