Asked Quote by Dick Van Dyke

You know what I'm going to have on my gravestone? 'She did it the hard way.'

— Bette Davis

Lord, it's one kind favor I'll ask of you. See that my grave is kept clean.

— Blind Lemon Jefferson

On my gravestone, I want it to say, "I told you I was sick."

— Tom Waits

[On being indecisive and changeable:] On my gravestone I want inscribed: 'On the other hand, maybe I should have lived.

— Barbara Walters

...if I die suddenly, my gravestone might appropriately offer this insight into my departure: "God got tired." I require lots of work.

— Beth Moore

I like to think of my shining tombstone. It gives me, as you might say, something to live for.

— Dorothy Parker

“They say this cemetery full, but I’d gladly help free up a spot fo’ that one,”

— J.D. Horn

When I die my gravestone is going to have a Like button.

— Badbitch

Man," he said, "I'm not afraid of graveyards. The dead are just, you know, people who wanted the same things you and I want."…

— Michael Cunningham

I want people to know: At every point in my life that I needed help, it was right there.

— Tina Smith

What do you get the man who has everything? Might I suggest a gravestone inscribed with the words: so what?

— Simon Munnery

What is your name?" Why?" So I can mark your grave...

— David Gemmell