Humor Quote by Dianne Duvall Download Open image ““Great. There goes our security deposit." ~ Sean”” — Dianne Duvall ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Immortal Paranormal-romance Romance Vampire
“Normally I'd have given up by now, but he was so cute I decided that he was entitled to be difficult. I mean, I… — rainbowbrook Copy Share Image
“Where will you and Corr be?" I ask. Sean presses two fingers along the edge of the counter sweeping crumbs into a pile. I… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“You make terrible, terrible plans." "Hey, " I protested. "One of my plans caught you didn't it?" "Yeah, but you meant to catch Sean."… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“I’m teleporting to Atlanta. I’m picking you up, and we’ll go someplace where our families can’t find us. We’ll take Seany. And we’ll let… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Okay.” “I want the whole deal.” “This is starting to feel like I’m leasing a car or something.” “I’m serious, I want the Irish… — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“Sean grinned. “And like the pro you are, you didn’t miss a beat.” “It takes more than a naked chest to rattle me,” she… — Alison Packard Copy Share Image
“Check that - I've found the end. Nick, please be kind enough to withdraw your head to a reasonable distance from my hindquarters.' -Ajay” — Mark Frost Copy Share Image
“So, what is it that I bring to her?” [Angus] “Strength. Security. Stability. All the best ‘s’ words.” [Truman] Truman smirked and so did… — Elizabeth Finn Copy Share Image
“Sean does that slow sweep of his eyes that he does, the one that goes from my head to my toes and back again… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
“Welcome to my house! Enter freely. Go safely, and leave something of the happiness you bring.” — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
“Slowly, Dana walked around the long table and stared at them. The moment stretched. They sent her encouraging smiles. “Okay,” she announced, “I’m not… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“I stole some of your lollipops.” “Really. Well, if you’re in the mood to lick something . . .” She laughed. “We can hear… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“I’m at Fetzer Hall now and am about to sweep through the soldiers between us like a fucking tidal wave.” “Damn it, we need… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“As he teased her lips with his tongue, she palmed his erection. “Want to do something about this while we wait for the cleanup… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“I’m a grown woman and can take care of myself. If someone has a problem with my feelings for Bastien and thinks I shouldn’t… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“I haven’t felt this way in a long time, Bastien.” His smile slowly faded. “Nor have I.” “I’m not going to refrain from exploring… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“Moving closer, Dana cupped Aidan’s face in both hands. His jaw was as smooth as it looked. His skin warm. His eyes tormented. Her… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“Roland was quite possibly the most aggravating, antisocial immortal on the planet. Seeing him cuddle and nurture a black and white kitten that could… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“He’s an immortal from Brazil,” Chris said. “His mortal lover, whom he thought was completely trustworthy, videotaped them having sex—” “Awesome!” Sheldon interjected with… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“I did not need to see that … I mean I really did not need to see that. Jenna, honey, grab one of my… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
“Damn it, we need some of those men left alive to—” “All you’re getting are corpses. When you send the cleanup crew, send a… — Dianne Duvall Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image