Quote by Diane Patterson

“In Texas, two things are cherished above all else- football and gossip.”

— Cora Carmack

“You may all go to he'll and I will go to Texas.”

— Davy Crockett

“Now we were on the great Texas plain and, as Dean said, "You drive and drive and you're still in Texas tomorrow night.”

— Jack Kerouac

“Girlie, I'm front Texas. We shoot at each other to say good morning.”

— Kristen Ashley

“Texas is undeniable...We were already almost out of America and yet definitely in it and in the middle of where it's maddest.”

— Jack Kerouac

“No matter where you go in East Texas, ‘Deep’ East Texas is always about twenty miles further in than wherever you are.”

— Markham Shaw Pyle

“Poor New Mexico! So far from Heaven; so close to Texas.”

— Manuel Armijo

“The Rural People of East Texas Club.”

— Bobby Adair

“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention." [ Shrub Flubs His Dub…

— Molly Ivins

“El Paso,” Andrej echoed slowly. “You do know there’s nothing in El Paso but dust, heat, and illegal aliens, right?”

— J. Fally

“The ticking was gone from my mind and all was quiet everywhere in the world and I held the curtain like I held the…

— Colum McCann

All my exes live in Texas like I'm George Strait.

— Drake