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“...there's an impotency Viagra can't touch - the inability of a man to speak ...”

— John Geddes

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.”

— Matt Dunn

“Man, Pfizer isn't kidding when they say that Viagra gives you the physical ability to get a boner, but that you still need to…

— Edward Southgate

“ She gave him a cool glance over her shoulder. "May your balls wither away and you develope an allergy to Viagra and all…

— Iris Johansen

“You’re just a big softy,” he taunted. “The last person said that to me got Viagra in his coffee next morning,” Ty warned seriously.”

— Madeleine Urban

“Excuse me, madam, but may I rub my erection up against your buttocks, because I mistakenly took Viagra thinking it was Vitamin C?”

— Jarod Kintz

“My employer made me take a drug test. I got them all the answers right except for Viagra. On that question my mind went…

— Jarod Kintz

“That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information." "Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?”

— Christopher Moore

“Have you heard the saying, 'sex sells'? Well, I'm the supplier.”

— Lyra Parish

“But the pill did nothing, probably expired like everything else on the premises.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action. What a paradox. You don't feel a thing, but you can fuck for…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“ It's not enough just to buy condoms, Cassidy; you have to use them. ”

— Karen Marie Moning