Bird Quote by Derren Brown

My ex-girlfriend owned a parakeet…oh my god, that f**king thing would never shut up. But the bird was cool.

— Anthony Jeselnik

If you ask my dad, I'm always the person that found the little bird out of the nest and is trying to put it…

— Jill Ellis

I'd always thought I would feel like an animal released from its cage when my student days were finished, I felt more like a…

— Michelle Moran

I bought myself a parrot, but it did not say "I'm hungry", and so it died.

— Mitch Hedberg

I grew up with two different parakeets - one that lived for five years, and one that lived for 13 years - so I…

— Jim Parsons

I am a cage in search of bird.

— Franz Kafka

I had a bird-calling coach because I had to learn birdcalls. Turns out it's one of those weird gifts that come naturally to me.

— Rashida Jones

I read, for the first time, of the Carolina Parakeet-a North American parakeet whose green, yellow and reddish-orange plumage appeared vivacious and altogether quite…

— Christopher Cokinos

I am a cage, in search of a bird.

— Franz Kafka

You'll have a lot more respect for a bird after you try making a nest.

— Cynthia Lewis

For most of my life, I didn't pay attention to birds.

— Jonathan Franzen

Birds, birds, birds, I'm a Pet Shop Boy

— Killa Kyleon