Blind date Quote by Dennis Vickers Download Open image ““Ditched like an unwanted cat, worn-out tire, ugly blind date.”” — Dennis Vickers ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Blind date Simile
“The tire left a skid mark on the road that looked like a mustache. So I shaved it off the pavement, stuffed it in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“To not feel like such a “third wheel,” I rode my tricycle to the restaurant where they were having their first date. I didn’t… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I felt like a lonely cat, an aging tom ridden by obscure rage, looking for torn-ear trouble. I clipped that pitch off short and… — Ross Macdonald Copy Share Image
“Crap!” Cat maneuvered her car to the edge of the narrow road, with the growing suspicion that the flopping sound killing the rhythm of… — Cali MacKay Copy Share Image
“A cat is an excuse for a lonely woman to talk to herself. That's what a cat is.” — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“He was too handsome, too charming, and entirely too clumsy for this relationship to lead to anything but hurt, but she was drawn to… — Maggie Wells Copy Share Image
“It wasn't like a date, she reasoned. Not like some weird double date with her and the brother of the dead guy and her… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“I mopped up my moped off the street, and drove home on the unicycle below my handlebar mustache, while I thought about the path… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A cat is friendly in a hollow sort of way, like the way a prostitute is friendly.” — Jonathan-David Jackson Copy Share Image
“Our reality may be fabled, but surely will be fleeting, because when the storyteller looks away, the story collapses. In the end, we vanish… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Faded like morning fog in the rising sun, sports team logo on a cheap T-shirt, ninety-nine dollar paint job on a Chevy.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Her eyes beamed over the top of the cup like Peterbilt high beams coming over a hillcrest, full moon rising over a mountain lake… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“No difference making a living with what’s between your ears and making one with what’s between your legs.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Your mother’s chili was onions, hamburger, tomato soup, kidney beans, no chili powder, no peppers. Mexican flags flew at half staff every time she… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Panting like a marathon runner at mile twenty, overheated bloodhound, steam engine crawling up the Continental Divide.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Hung in the air like fart gas in an elevator, insecurity in a prom ballroom, guilt around a police lineup.” — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
“Wrinkles appeared and disappeared as he squinted his eyes and relaxed them, like someone peering into a strobe light, police car-top beacon, flashing neon… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
It's a great historical joke that when the Spanish met the Aztecs, it was a blind date made in serve-you-right heaven. At the time,… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Once you start cooking, one thing leads to another. A new recipe is as exciting as a blind date. A new ingredient, heaven help… — Barbara Kingsolver Copy Share Image
The world looks a totally different place after two wins. I can even enjoy watching Blind Date or laugh at Noel's House Party. — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
Now anyone who has ever been on a blind date is well familiar with “The Moment”—that moment where you first walk into the bar… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people follow me without starring anything I feel like I've been pulled into some weird blind date and they'll end up hating me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your mother sets you up blind dates? With guys like that?" The corners of his mouth twitched. "She doesn't like you very much, does… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
People would always try and set me up, which was awkward. You can't set me up on a blind date because she will automatically… — Declan Donnelly Copy Share Image
For the piano and me it is always a blind date! I meet different pianos every single day. I can't take my piano with… — Hiromi Copy Share Image
Just because of that one disastrous blind date she had last year, where the guy turned out to be fifty-nine, not thirty-nine (He claimed… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
