“For you sheila... HAPPY VANENTINES DAY it's valentines day I'm broke and you know it so instead of a dinner I got you a poet you know in my brain things are often all twisted so I wrote you some poems and below they are listed roses are red they're not for free just hold my beer while I go make pee roses are red your finger they prick the cost of a dozen made me feel sick it' valentine day babe this you must know cuz I warmed up your car and cleaned off the snow roses are red violets are blue let's make love i won't charge you roses r red that you can't switch ur still my best girl so here's a sandwich roses are red to the heart they are dear happy valentines day baby now get me a beer roses r red many men u please i think it's far time your increased your fees roses are roses the price made me sick you know I'm a mason so I got you a brick violets are blue oh no they're not but one thing holds true I still think you're hot violets are soft but roses have thorns it's valentins day baby so wear your best horns it's valentine day honey didn't write you a song to suprise you tonight i'll be wearing a thong no chocolate this holiday i think it's a farse not to mention honey they go right to your arse (oh oh! ) roses are pretty but soon they're all dead we'll make better memories together in bed on valentine's day sweetheart I know what your wish is i'll vaccum the parlor and do all the dishes a valintine card is often too corny to hell with the poem let's just get horny roses are red and so is a brick a romantic dinner and then (i better not finish this one) these poem just keep comming my brain's running hot i can just keep on rhyming but I think I best not so… i hope that this valentine gives you a lift sorry to say sweetheart this is your gift all jokes put aside one thing does stay true after 36 yrs sheila I'm still loving you ***with love*** your husband Happy Valentine's Day :)”
