Paperwork Quote by Denise Grover Swank

“I nodded and made a notation on my legal pad. It read Got you, motherfucker. ”

— Michael Connelly

“I believe there’s been a clerical error, my dear. We’ll figure it out when the dust settles.”

— Nicola Rendell

“Instruction would be wasted on me. Just to give me the form and I'll sign on the dotted line.”

— Evelyn Waugh

“I hope you aren't planning to order me back to bed." "No, you have far too much crockery at your disposal.”

— Rosamund Hodge

“What do you write in those forms?" I asked. "Nothing. I just do this to look threatening.”

— Jennifer Echols

“And then his voice echoed through my head. Merit. He silently called my name, even as he stood beside her. Liege? I answered back.…

— Chloe Neill

“Customer is king. I am his treasurer.”

— Toba Beta

“Maybe a different job, though. Something boring, so no one asks follow-up questions about it.” “Accounting?”

— Marcus Sakey

“All Ticked and Tallied; be it life, be it accounts. I am a Chartered Accountant.”

— Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

“This job has three requirements, each very strict. Do not agree to them lightly. Clerks in this store have followed these rules for nearly…

— Robin Sloan

“But most important, it made me look as if I ate hidden heirlooms—and financial advisors—for breakfast.”

— Anne Fortier

“I am a good housekeeper. You can eat off my kitchen floor. Just scoop all the crumbs together and you've got quite a meal.”

— Janene Murphy