Quote by Deanna Raybourn

“Don’t they put aunts in Turkey in sacks and drop them in the Bosphorus?’ ‘Odalisques, sir, I understand. Not aunts.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“Aunts Aren't Gentlemen”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“A maid is a fine thing to have when you are sick.”

— Kate Moore

“On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle…

— P.G. Wodehouse

“A maid has to be mistrustful in this world, or she will not be a maid for long.”

— George R.R. Martin

“The maid in the lime-color panties... She had a plain broad face and was the most virtuous woman alive: she laid for EVERYBODY, regardless…

— Joseph Heller

“Even a man who courts a maid thinking he has no rivals has one, and that one is herself. She may give herself to…

— Gene Wolfe

“My aunts were not cruel, you understand. They loved to talk, and at every available opportunity they gave away the neatly wrapped presents of…

— Ann Howard Creel

“Aunts are to be a pattern and example to all aunts; to be a delight to boys (and girls) and a comfort to their…

— Dave Isay

“Aunt Maria would mildly observe that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he’d let her…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Were you locked in your room?" enquired Sir Richard. "Oh no! I daresay I should have been if Aunt had guessed what I meant…

— Georgette Heyer

“Always wise aunts come in many guises. There are maiden aunts, dowager aunts, and that delightful creature, the eccentric aunt. I fear I fall…

— Sara Sheridan