"A man's main job is to protect his……" — Dax Shepard
"A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month."
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15 Quotes by Dax Shepard
Dax Shepard has 15 quotes on this site.
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Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess. But if you…
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All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track…
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If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good,…
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From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight…
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We were doing press for this movie that my friends and I made for $5,000 called 'Brothers Justice,' that I…
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When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first…
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What's great about TV, and what I love about being on 'Parenthood,' is you have this family. I'm now going…
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Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative.…
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I've had plenty of good times and have settled peacefully into quite a boring existence that I love. I had…
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You only get one chance at your life so why not jump cars?
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Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was…
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I believe in making movies very inexpensively; I think that way too much money is spent on making movies. Enough…
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More Bangs Quotes
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It was a dreamlike time for me from December 1997 to March of '98. Before that, I was basically unknown.…
— Ben Affleck
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And I try to give the best bang for the buck. I love performing more than anything else.
— Jimmy Buffett
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As a kid, I grew to define what I didn't want my life to be like by sitting behind moaning…
— Julie Burchill
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I don't think that the total creation took place in six days as we now measure time. If we can…
— Jimmy Carter
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I mean, it's not just one day you get up, bang, and you got Osama bin Laden. It's the kind…
— Dick Cheney
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Drama is very important in life: You have to come on with a bang. You never want to go out…
— Julia Child
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The job of a leader, the job of a governor, the job of a president, is to get the people…
— Chris Christie
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I don't bang for the color or the land. I bang for the principles and for the honor. I'm bangin'…
— Tupac Shakur
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All that stuff I was taught about evolution, embryology, Big Bang theory, all that is lies straight from the pit…
— Paul Broun
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I, like almost all chemists I know, was also attracted by the smells and bangs that endowed chemistry with that…
— Unknown Author
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Atheists themselves used to be very comfortable in maintaining that the universe is eternal and uncaused. The problem is that…
— William Lane Craig
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If we ever establish contact with intelligent aliens living on a planet around a distant star ... They would be…
— Martin Rees
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