Dax Shepard Quotes

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• Success is just a war of attrition. Sure, there's an element of talent you should probably possess. But if you just stick around long enough,…
• All of my free time is made up of motor sports endeavors, be them motorcycles or off-road racing or track days. I just love anything…
• A man's main job is to protect his woman from her desire to 'get bangs' every other month.
• If Brad Pitt gets Kristen Bell, it’s like, ‘Well, of course he did.’ With me, it should be, ‘Oh good, a normal-looking guy got her.…
• From 18 to 29 I was a heavy smoker, heavy drinker, drug addict, terrible eater and philanderer. The past eight years, since I got sober,…
• We were doing press for this movie that my friends and I made for $5,000 called 'Brothers Justice,' that I also wrote and directed. And…
• When I look at her, it's like when I was in seventh grade and fell in love for the first time, where it's debilitating. That's…
• What's great about TV, and what I love about being on 'Parenthood,' is you have this family. I'm now going on four years of working…
• Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either not good-looking enough,…
• I've had plenty of good times and have settled peacefully into quite a boring existence that I love. I had enough fireworks and chaos. It…
• You only get one chance at your life so why not jump cars?
• Now, where does my comedy come from, like, as a human being? Yeah, when I was a kid I was dyslexic and had to go…
• I believe in making movies very inexpensively; I think that way too much money is spent on making movies. Enough movies are being made, but…
• I was brought home to a trailer in Highland, MI.
• I think all males from Detroit have an obsession with cars.

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