"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it……" — David Sedaris
"If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in between shit and syphilis in the dictionary."
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221 Quotes by David Sedaris
David Sedaris has 221 quotes on this site.
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In Paris you're always surrounded by French people.
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Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and…
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Hugh returned from his trip, and days later I still sounded like a Red Chinese asking questions about the democratic…
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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If you read someone else's diary, you get what you deserve.
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I always used to reach for the cigarette when the phone rang, and I figured nobody would ever call me…
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to…
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay,…
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I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the…
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I like to reserve the right to write about whatever I like.
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Each one of us is left to choose our own quality of life and take pleasure where we find it…
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first…
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.
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The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are…
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Learn as much by writing as by reading.
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If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will…
— Abigail Adams
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't…
— Bernard Baruch
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If you'd rather live surrounded by pristine objects than by the traces of happy memories, stay focused on tangible things.…
— Martha Beck
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Caring for your inner child has a powerful and surprisingly quick result: Do it and the child heals.
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Whether you've seen angels floating around your bedroom or just found a ray of hope at a lonely moment, choosing…
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I have friends who wear Star Wars costumes and act like the characters all day. I may not be that…
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.
— Aesop
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If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
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