Grandchildren Quote by David Rees

I liked sharpening pencils and I was like, "Oh, I wonder if I could get paid to do it." And I figured it out…

— David Rees

I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.

— David Rees

I never thought I would make a living as a pencil-sharpener. The first goal was: I don't want to lose money. And then the…

— David Rees

I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.

— Truman Capote

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. They're sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

— Ze Frank

Everyone gets a pencil as a kid, but it doesn't make them all authors or painters or drawers or anything else.

— Nigel Barker

I started sharpening pencils at the census and how that was a difficult time in my life because my marriage was ending and I…

— David Rees

I'm born with a pencil in my hand. I did lots of sketching.

— Karl Lagerfeld

I don't think I ever owned twenty pencils at one time. Wearing down seven number-two pencils is a good day's work.

— Ernest Hemingway

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

— Gene Perret

Remember when these were used for pencils

— Idk

The time that I would spend revisiting my old Get Your War On strips is more profitably spent Googling myself and reading comments about…

— David Rees