Dull Quote by Ze Frank

I'm one of the world's greatest pencil sharpeners.

— Truman Capote

“2.3.06.02.087: Unnecessary sharpening of pencils constitutes a waste of public resources, and will be punished as appropriate.”

— Jasper Fforde

Broken pencils are pointless.

— Nikhil Saluja

I would hate to be a pencil. getting sharpened, having to write all the time, different people holding you, erasing with your pink stuff.…

— Emma Runyan

I wanted to get paid to sharpen pencils originally just because I thought it would be fun.

— David Rees

I never thought I would make a living as a pencil-sharpener. The first goal was: I don't want to lose money. And then the…

— David Rees

I talked to people in the pencil industry and I talked to people as I was sharpening their pencils about the frustrations they have…

— David Rees

I think you're still the only person sharp enough to sharpen someone like me.

— Veronica Roth

Remember when these were used for pencils

— Idk

U dont have pencils to write ur life ; neither do u erasers to rub out the lines u dont like

— Kevin Knight

Just remembered that pencils still exist.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't waste time looking for a better pencil: learn to write better.

— Seth Godin