Disgusting Quote by David Levithan

“Dirty talk is an art. Do it too often, it becomes routine. Never do it, and you’re missing something. Simon did it just right.…

— Alice Clayton

Yech," said Simon. "Don't 'yech' me. You're the one with the magical spit.

— Cassandra Clare

“I love the shit out of you. So calm down and just tell me what you need. -Simon”

— Alice Clayton

“The sexy, blond, god of a doctor whom I’d masturbated to for weeks after the fish hook incident… was now my roommate. Simon. Simon…

— Penelope Ward

“Hope you didn't bring any spiders into the van with you,' Simon put in. 'Hey, I'm thinking we could take you back outside and…

— M. Chandler

You know," he said, "I keep wanting to say that it's like Simon Snow threw up in here... but it's more like someone else…

— Rainbow Rowell

“I'm warning you. I'm going to get waxy. D'you see? You're not wanted. Understand? We are going to have fun on this island. Understand?…

— William Golding

“On Being Afraid to Use the Elementary School Bathrooms to Defecate “Son, you're complaining to the wrong man. I can shit anywhere, at any…

— Justin Halpern

“In books and movies, people were either whisked away to a magical land in the clothes they were standing up in, or they glossed…

— Cassandra Clare

“You're so fucking disgusting. Where do you come up with this crap?”

— C.M. Stunich

“Go dangle your withered parts over the toilet!' Ignatius screamed savagely.”

— John Kennedy Toole

“Simon does commando. God bless America.”

— Alice Clayton