Quote by David Baddiel Download Open image ““ESCAPE FROM FARTY HARBOUR!!”” — David Baddiel ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“And what would you know of escape, precious mad thing that you are?” — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“Never a ship sails out of bay but carries my heart as a stowaway.” — Roselle Mercier Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I arrived to work on the wrong foot. I was jumpy and agitated, constantly watching the doors. A loud fart would have sent me… — J.A. Saare Copy Share Image
“Sometimes in life, we reach a right place by departing from a wrong port with a wrong ship!” — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“The Brill brothers fled to the cockpit, trying to simultaneously bow, look at their feet, not think anything dangerous, and above all, not pass… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
It was definitely a challenging upbringing. My parents were by no means perfect. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
We're not designed to know hundreds of people - we're designed to know four people in our village. So the only way we can… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
Now 'South Park' - they are interested in blasphemy. They're interested in creating offence for its own sake. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
When I retweet a troll, I'm not thinking of the troll, I'm thinking of the audience: how can I make them laugh with me,… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
For a long time, I used to think that I had a man's brain that I thought more like a man than a woman.… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
All of my children's books are attempts to tap into what I believe to be children's, and to some extent human beings', fantasies. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
I'm not saying Jews should only play Jews... I personally think actors should be allowed to act. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
My theory as to why I first became a comedian is that my mother was always keenest on my younger brother, Dan. It doesn't… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
Most people who know me well say I am almost autistically myself. I like to never change. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
