Condom-funny Quote by Dan Skinner

“They are man's,' said the spirit, looking down upon them. 'And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This…

— Charles Dickens

“As he told me how his parents had raided his room, I could tell his heart was filled with agony and regret. They had…

— Charles Benedict

“If the boy did have a good and loving mother somewhere, surely they would find her. God only knew how she wanted to believe…

— Lene Kaaberbøl

“The Catholic schoolgirl in me was scandalized by the thought; I told her we’d been thrown out of Catholic school so she should shut…

— Gabrielle Zevin

“We are all poor sinful creatures, and the wiser we grow, the harder it is for us to avoid falling into sin. I sometimes…

— Dorothy Macardle

“It seemed to me when I wrote The Life and Loves of a She-Devil that women were so much in the habit of being…

— Fay Weldon

“I think the devil has tricked us into thinking so much of biblical theology is story fit for kids.”

— Donald Miller

“I had not laid a finger on the boy's head. I have never poked or prodded either a baby or a child, so why…

— David Sedaris

“but blaming him for the whole of the difference in my peculiar sexual identity, while convenient, was most likely not completely accurate. Abusers don’t…

— Charles M. Blow

“Henry told me once that his doctor thinks he's a new kind of human. You know, sort of the next step in evolution.' Grandma…

— Audrey niffenegger

“The universal experience of ages, showing that children do grow imperceptibly from the cradle to manhood, did not exist for the countess. Her son's…

— Leo Tolstoy

“It is often said, inside the Church and out of it, that there is something grotesque about lectures on the sexual life when delivered…

— Christopher Hitchens