Quote by Dan MacClymont Download Open image ““File that with the Department of Redundancy Department.”” — Dan MacClymont ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Unqualified activity, of whatever kind, leads at last to bankruptcy.” — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
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“Last month we had to sit through a presentation on eliminating redundancy, and it was a bunch of PowerPoint slides, plus a guy reading… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
“I’m the Deputy Director for Operations.” “Congratulations. A title so classified you can’t even list it on your resumé when they fire you.” — Kenneth Eade Copy Share Image
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“Losing your job is like having your identity stolen, like having what defined you run through a paper shredder. After a while the despair… — Eric Jerome Dickey Copy Share Image
“This job has three requirements, each very strict. Do not agree to them lightly. Clerks in this store have followed these rules for nearly a century, and I will not have them broken now. (...) Two: You may not browse, read, or otherwise inspect the shelved volumes. Retrieve them for members. That is all" (...) "You must keep precise records… — Robin Sloan Copy Share
