"Tennis was a game invented by a woman……" — Dan Jenkins

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• I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and… — Helena Bonham Carter
• Sometimes I stand there going, 'I'm not doing any of this right!' And then I get this big man belch… — Christina Applegate
• Dining out is a vice, a dissipation of spirit punished by remorse. We eat, drink, and talk a little too… — Cyril Connolly
• To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a… — Jessica Simpson
• Everything is worth precisely as much as a belch, the difference being that a belch is more satisfying. — Ingmar Bergman
• Riding trails with your dog restores a bond lost in some evolutionary belch. You travel at the same speed, over… — Allison Glock
• I drink a lot of Diet Coke and belch. I've been known to use the ''f'' word. — Helena Bonham Carter
• I'm not the man to balk at a low smell, I not the man to insist on asphodel. This sounds… — Edith Sitwell
• Perfumed and gallant words make our ears belch. — Pietro Aretino
• There is no food more satiating than milk and honey; and just as such foods produce disgust for the palate,… — Pietro Aretino
• Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a… — Alan Jay Lerner
• Pulchritude--beauty where you would least suspect it, hidden in a word that looked like it should signify a belch or… — Zadie Smith

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