"I wish I were an octopus so I…" — Dan
"I wish I were an octopus so I could slap 8 people at once"
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Just as an octopus may have his den in some ocean cave, and come floating out a silent image of…
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Beware as you get the octopus on board. Suddenly he relaxes his grasp, and shhots out a jet of ink,…
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But to ask pity of our body is like discoursing in front of an octopus, for which our words can…
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