Time Quote by Cynthia Nelms Download Open image “Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.” — Cynthia Nelms ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Time
The scholarly authorities on freezing to death seem to be, unsurprisingly, Canadians. — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
I've never lived outside of Canada, so I've been really cold my entire life. Most of my memories are coloured by the fact that… — Grimes Copy Share Image
During World War I the Canadians were the shock troops. In many historical cases, Canadians have been very proficient at killing, and doing what… — Joseph Boyden Copy Share Image
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. — Rachelle Lefevre Copy Share Image
Ah, the intractable Canadian problem: Winter and finery are basically incompatible. — Russell Smith Copy Share Image
Fortunately, the Canadian people in all their habits, are essentially a temperate people. — William Lyon Mackenzie King Copy Share Image
Canadians are like Americans, just less racist, violent, and ignorant. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks. — Cynthia Nelms Copy Share Image
Nobody really cares if youre miserable, so you might as well be happy. — Cynthia Nelms Copy Share Image
The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials. — Cynthia Nelms Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
These joys were so trifling as to be as imperceptible as grains of gold among the sand, and in moments of depression she saw… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
“William didn't look like he'd be difficult about anything - he was thin and sandy-haired and already wore eyeglasses like his father. Most of… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
Intel has a very complete process that I go through any time I want to sell that ensures I have no insider information. — Brian Krzanich Copy Share Image
I feel like the future is unwritten. So many of the things that we write now haven't been about educating people on the environment,… — John Flansburgh Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take… — Kym Marsh Copy Share Image
Resist discouragement by speaking His Word over your future. Keep standing. Keep hoping; keep believing because He is working behind the scenes. He's going… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace. — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The future is only an indifferent void no one cares about, but the past is filled with life, and its countenance is irritating, repellent,… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image