Humor Quote by Cynthia Hand

“I'm not going to let myself cry. I worked too damn hard on my eye makeup.”

— Kara Taylor

“i'm crying so much I have mascara running down my face. I'm not even wearing mascara.”

— A. G. Howard

“I told them I wasn't crying. I told them my eyes were watering from all the marker fumes. And they seem to believe me.…

— Meg Cabot

“I did not cry. I only breathed. Horribly. Intentionally. And then forgot to breathe.”

— Cheryl Strayed

“For the first time in a while. Tears are even coming out by themselves.”

— Youko Nogiri

“I am sure of this: I am not crying. It is just that stupid drops of water that comes out of my eyes, now…

— Saravana Kumar Murugan

“Stupid thing, crying. It changed absolutely nothing about the circumstances, but it made your eyes burn, made your face puffy and blotchy, and gave…

— Melanie Dickerson

“At some point, I had to start laughing, because I was all wrung out from crying.”

— Julie Metz

“Tears do not replace sweat, at least it never did in me... When I just cry, I'm in the same situation.”

— Chico Xavier

“I try to cry, and can't, but even with dry eyes it's all so confusing.”

— Lolita Pille

“I let a single tear fall. I shouldn’t have done that, because once I started, I couldn’t stop, and all of a sudden, I…

— Lucy Mihajlich

“I wanted to get the tears out of the way so I could act sensibly.”

— Joan Didion