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My boss didn't know I drunk until I came to work sober.

— Kiara Leigh

I work as my father drank.

— George Bernard Shaw

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

— Irwin Shaw

It's better to take sobriety with you when you work.

— Jacob Zachar

I work all day, and get half-drunk at night,

— Philip Larkin

It's not drinking on the job if you weren't planning to do any work.

— Anonymous

Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once…

— Milton Berle

Never drink if you've got any work to do. Never.

— H. L. Mencken

It seemed that I performed better sober than drunk. Who knew?

— Craig Ferguson

This is how u look when ur drunk n working like a dog .

— Satan

Even if your drunk you still know what you were doing.

— Marianepublico

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me…

— Ernest Hemingway