"The secret of a successful marriage is not……" — Colin Chapman
"The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much."
More Funny Love Quotes
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to… — Honore de Balzac
- Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams
- Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
- The best proof of love is trust. — Joyce Brothers
- You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only… — Jonathan Carroll
- Where there is great love, there are always wishes. — Willa Cather
- The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand. — Fred Allen
- Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. — Cher
- Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries. — Cher
- The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. — Cher
- Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. — Gilbert K. Chesterton