Always Quote by Claudia Winkleman

I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish.

— Edith Sitwell

I am an unpopular electric eel set in a pond of goldfish.

— Edith Sitwell

I hate fishes, they all look so miserable. 3 seconds later they will forget. And then I envy them.

— Daul Kim

People are very phobic about fish. And if they do cook fish, they fry it, which kills all the flavor.

— Guy Fieri

Do not despise the fish because they are absolutely unable to speak or to reason, but fear lest you may be even more unreasonable…

— Saint Basil

They say they're plenty of fish in the sea, but then again I'm a pretty bad fisherman.

— Anonymous

When frying small fish, disturb them little.

— Confucius

My friend Ed Begley goes fishing. It's a little smelly to me, I don't like it so much. I like to eat fish, but…

— Jeff Goldblum

Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.

— Bobby Heenan

“There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!”

— Frank Zappa

They say there's a lot of fish in the sea...So get the fuck away from MY fish.

— Anonymous

Fishermen can be very superstitious and sometimes you do find yourself thinking, this fish has got a curse on it, it's just not going…

— Jeremy Wade