I never go to parties. I never go to premieres. You can't play that game, because it's short-lived and you want a… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I had a go with Botox but looked both scared and surprised at the same time. I don't like to be either. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I go to bed with as much makeup on as I can so I look cooler in my dreams. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Things I am allergic to: people who believe in star signs and think nothing of starting a conversation with: 'Hi, my name's… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
My twenties were painful. You had to go out to nightclubs. I love not having to pretend to enjoy those things anymore. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
You've never met anyone who likes Christmas more than me. I go quite Liberace. My kids have all got stick-on antlers. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Left to their own devices, men would wear trainers with a pair of stonewashed jeans and would think nothing of throwing on a donkey… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
If you asked 100 women on the street who they'd like to be, I'm sure most of them would say Kirsty Wark or Germaine… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
If you meet a girl who says: 'Darling, what do you mean? Of course I wear suspenders. I've worn them all my life. I… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Sex and the City: The Movie' - a bit like the All Saints comeback, and the return of the Jammy Dodger, it feels a… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be doing anything else, I just want to be with my family. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
All my life, I have avoided any sort of exercise. I don't enjoy sweating and I think people who show off about having just… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I am allergic to sweating. Seriously I get in shape by lying down. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I don't like ads: I'm too susceptible. I find myself in the supermarket buying Ronseal, and I don't even have a shed. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Being hummed at by someone with magic hands while they knead your neck is good for the soul, but it won't make you giggle… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
I couldn't tell you my wedding anniversary (although I seem to remember it was in June. Or maybe July. Definitely a month beginning with… — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
