"According to the rules of comedy, your suffering……" — Chuck Lorre
"According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you're having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon."
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12 Quotes by Chuck Lorre
Chuck Lorre has 12 quotes on this site.
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Don't forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago.…
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If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed.
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I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.
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I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see…
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I believe that the Laws of Karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people…
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Love, sex, food, friendship, art, play, beauty and the simple pleasure of a cup of tea are all well and…
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It's safe to talk openly and honestly with people because they're not really listening.
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Life is never quite like the brochure.
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For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls...…
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I'm an old guitar player who has fallen into television and is so happy he did.
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I work from a deep sense of insecurity. I have the belief, and I can't shake it, that there are…
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