"That's like comparing apples with hermaphroditic ground sloths.…" — Chuck Klosterman

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• Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. — Bernard Baruch
• The insufferable arrogance of human beings to think that Nature was made solely for their benefit, as if it was… — Cyrano de Bergerac
• For an Apple is in it self a little Universe; the Seed, hotter than the other parts thereof, is its… — Cyrano de Bergerac
• When I met Apple, I made it very clear that I am an old punk and I have never done… — Bjork
• I think the only reason you visit an Apple store is because you wonder what life is like on another… — Lewis Black
• I have to have lemon and honey. I have to have apple cider vinegar, Braggs. And I have to have… — Mary J. Blige
• In 1980, Atari was bringing in around two billion dollars in revenue and Chuck E. Cheese's some five hundred million.… — Nolan Bushnell
• Of emotions, of love, of breakup, of love and hate and death and dying, mama, apple pie, and the whole… — Johnny Cash
• With an apple I will astonish Paris. — Paul Cezanne
• Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway. — Frank A. Clark
• Good teachers deserve apples; great teachers deserve chocolate. A favorite quotation, written in calligraphy on his office door. — Richard Hamming
• It's like apples and oranges, you can't compare it. It was just a matter of playing anyone who was breathing. — Red Barber

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