Humor Quote by Christopher Pike

“He sounded like me when I sensed there were drugs around: "All I know is that if someone wants to get high, or wants…

— David Sedaris

“Her daughter had given her a puff of a marijuana cigarette once, but after all the hot pads on the counter started walking toward…

— Fannie Flagg

“I found that I was reaching, automatically, for another cigarette; my eyes and throat felt hot and aching, and my brain stupid. I let…

— Mary Stewart

“I was not rebelling by smoking dope or drinking, I was testing ideas. I was experimenting with voice, what I could say and still…

— Terry Tempest Williams

“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette…

— N.R. Walker

“For one more time, he decided to give away smoking. And then, she happened one more time in his head.”

— Nishikant

“It was fun watching the cigarette smoke develop into words until he saw what they said.”

— Kealan Patrick Burke

“That mouth . Smoking was a bad habit, yes. But he looked so good doing it.”

— Michelle Hodkin

“They were stoned because he had brought weed for the entire audience and bullied people into getting high.”

— Amy Poehler

“Life was becoming shorter and the thought that he would never stop smoking filled him with a strange satisfaction. Ignoring the warning on the…

— Jo Nesbø

“Yeah,' I said and started smoking another cigarette. Unless I inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette.”

— Martin Amis

“When he smoked marijuana he tended to masterbate a great deal.”

— David Foster Wallace