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“Every time I see Joe Biden, I just picture Leslie Knope and her giant crush on him.”

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I want Tom Cruise to play his character from Magnolia in every movie he does from now on.

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It's it because it's 2am, or am I really enjoying The Day After Tomorrow.

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My love affair with everywhere was innocent. Why do you care.

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My masseuse the other day touched my butt. She's got a real big crush on me.

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If you drum open handed, you automatically look like a better/cooler drummer than every other drummer.

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Drunk thought. Instagram shows me who I truly want to hang out with.

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One of the saddest moments in film history? When Berry Pepper dies in Saving Private Ryan.

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Can we just give it up for Eisenberg in Social Network one more time. God damn.

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More movies like Goodfellas, please.

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Christian Bale is a great fucking guy.

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I bet Ed Harris and James Caan run into each other a lot in auditions.

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My dog is bleeding out of her vagina. Girls, what do I do to help her through this time of the month? Oh wait.…

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Intel has a very complete process that I go through any time I want to sell that ensures I have no insider information.

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The man who can master his time can master nearly anything.

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You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.…

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When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take…

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Resist discouragement by speaking His Word over your future. Keep standing. Keep hoping; keep believing because He is working behind the scenes. He's going…

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If I had a dollar for every time I couldn’t sleep, I could buy a billion locks and finally read a book in peace.

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“The future is only an indifferent void no one cares about, but the past is filled with life, and its countenance is irritating, repellent,…

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