Absurd Quote by Christopher Hitchens

For as spiritual as some people think my books are, I've never really dealt with religious things.

— Mitch Albom

I do not have, and never had, any interest in either the Bible or religion.

— Joseph Heller

But have you ever seen one?....They shook their heads. "Not Physically, no. But if you look at this passage - " Man, she liked…

— Darynda Jones

Over the years, my books have been given a lot more credence than they should. I don't think people should take them quite that…

— Dannah Gresh

I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.

— Lou Holtz

Especially since having children, a lot of the time if you ask me, 'Have you read that book?' the answer would be 'not personally.'

— Claire Messud

There are a number of people without whom I could not have written this book, but I hope you don't hold that against them.…

— Dave Barry

I used to be married to a woman who pursued every spiritual trend with tremendous passion and dragged me along. I don't believe in…

— Harold Ramis

“Not many years before the Happening, one of your country's largest religious bodies officially declared that their book was holier than their God, thus…

— Sheri S. Tepper

It is so human a book that I don't see how belief in its divine authority can survive the reading of it.

— William James

I really never even seriously considered a book but a few years ago someone approached me out of the blue and I said I…

— Mark McNairy

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.

— Libba Bray