Mother Quote by Christine Zolendz

“I wonder what my baby is thinking at this moment," he called, rubbing his stomach with his hands. What I was thinking about was…

— Wally Lamb

“What’s the matter?” my mother snapped. “You sick?” I pulled my body back inside and bumped my head against the window hard enough to…

— F.C. Yee

“Your mother’s coming,” he said. “I know—she probably heard us arguing. Do something!” “What?” “Anything!” “Fine!” He grabbed her around the waist, dragged her…

— Jennifer Probst

“My mother fainted. Crash, onto the floor with the big wooden spoon still in her hand.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Mothers. Can’t live with them, can’t hit them over the head with a board.”

— Katherine Allred

“Jump." My mother's voice popped into my head; "Would you jump off a bridge if so-and-so asked you too?”

— Jen Wylie

“When I asked my parents how the baby got inside Ma, they both laughed, and then Daddy told me they had made it with…

— Wally Lamb

“It was a little awkward walking behind his mom when, about eight hours ago, I had been rolling around on the floor with her…

— Katie Kacvinsky

“When your mom was not in labor yelling at me, she made me laugh so hard.”

— Jim Gaffigan

“As soon as I stepped out of my mother's womb...I realized that I had made a mistake,”

— Quentin Crisp

“I had a fierce headache and (my parents’) soft conversation was like a light rain falling on the hot roof of my head.”

— Deborah Kay Davies

“You make a nice mum,’ I mumbled. ‘I always hoped one day the woman of my dreams would say those words to me,’ he…

— Mhairi McFarlane