Thank god Quote by Christine Zolendz

“You got me, Sam. You own my soul, baby. You got me…and you healed me.”

— Christine Zolendz

“Coitus Interruptus!” I screamed.  “Stop and put your hands where I can see them.”

— Christine Zolendz

“With my guitar, I could write my own stories, my own poems, and my own destiny. No one could take away the feelings, the…

— Christine Zolendz

“Put a damn shirt on and cover up your eighteen pack or whatever you got going on under that skin, you are making me…

— Christine Zolendz

“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,”

— Christine Zolendz

“Yeah, I was going to follow her.  Staying away from her was not an option.  I would have to staple myself to the damn…

— Christine Zolendz

“Most guys don’t know this, but a woman’s G-spot is in her eyes and ears.  If you look in her pants, you’re never going…

— Christine Zolendz

“Hey, love? Guess what today is? “Smack Kade in the fucking face day?” … “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only happens on…

— Christine Zolendz

“I had to be honest though, Shane was insanely attractive, but looks fade and they are just a covering. Even if the outside of…

— Christine Zolendz

“Why settle for something like that, when you've tasted heaven and you'll always know what you're missing?”

— Christine Zolendz

“I promise you, I will pick up every little broken piece of you, every fucking piece, Grace, and for the rest of my fucking…

— Christine Zolendz

“There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don’t and stop . Well, unless they are used together.”

— Christine Zolendz