Alive Quote by Christina Aguilera

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,…

— Henny Youngman

A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked! I'm gonna do that from now on,…

— LeAnn Rimes

We don't have to have sex, let's just get naked and see what happens.

— Anonymous

Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.

— Laurence J. Peter

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, its not so hot.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like a barbecue. When you light a barbecue, it's very exciting to see the flames. That's lovely, but you have to wait…

— Howard Jacobson

A good way to keep your relationship together is not to scream in terror when you see your partner naked.

— Bob Saget

“Just deciding where to go on vacation can often test the marriage’s flexibility. One partner wants to do something physical and adventurous, like trying…

— Mary-Lou Weisman

Couples who sleep together naked are happier and tend to remain together longer.

— Anonymous

Marriage is like a hot bath; once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

— Minnie Pearl

Marriage is survived just on the basis of ordinary etiquette, day in and day out. Also cooking together helps a lot.

— Jim Harrison