"The goal of almost every comic is to……" — Chris Hardwick

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• Almost every day, instead of going to school, I made for the fields, where I spent my day. — John James Audubon
• In fact, when you get right down to it, almost every explanation Man came up with for anything until about… — Dave Barry
• Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do. — Yogi Berra
• I've been to almost every country in the world, and the most frustrating thing for me has been that my… — Andrea Bocelli
• As a standup comedian, I've worked almost every New Year's Eve of my adult life. It's the best-paying night of… — Elayne Boosler
• Incredibly, almost every hotel I ever played in Vegas was blown up shortly afterward: The Dunes, The Sands, The Landmark,… — Elayne Boosler
• Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me. — Jim Carrey
• Modesty, tis a virtue not often found among poets, for almost every one of them thinks himself the greatest in… — Miguel de Cervantes
• I'm a slave to my dogs and go out with them almost every day. They are poorly behaved if they… — Amy Chua
• In almost every profession - whether it's law or journalism, finance or medicine or academia or running a small business… — Hillary Clinton
• As with almost every significant aspect of the Bush presidency, its handling of 9/11 was a catastrophe from start to… — Eric Alterman
• In religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination — Mark Twain

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