"First off I am 35 years old, I……" — Chris Farley
"First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."
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- My parents were divorced when I was a young teenager, and I was raised by a single mother after that.… — Michele Bachmann
- I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were… — Don Adams
- What chance does a five-foot-seven billionaire Jew who's divorced really have of becoming president? — Michael Bloomberg
- I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me. — Elayne Boosler
- I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of… — Vera Brittain
- When people get married because they think it's a long-time love affair, they'll be divorced very soon, because all love… — Joseph Campbell
- I was a multi-millionaire from playing hockey. Then I got divorced, and now I'm a millionaire. — Bobby Hull
- Life without thankfulness is devoid of love and passion. Hope without thankfulness is lacking in fine perception. Faith without thankfulness… — John Henry Jowett
- It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit; divorced from it, they remain barren. — Bertrand Russell
- ...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a… — Louis C. K.
- Never marry a man you wouldn't want to be divorced from. — Nora Ephron
- Knowledge which is divorced from justice, may be called cunning rather than wisdom. — Marcus Tullius Cicero