Bed Quote by Chris Collins Download Open image “If you can't get up in the morning and laugh at yourself, don't get out of bed.” — Chris Collins ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bed Comedy Laugh Laugh at yourself Laugh Don Laughter Morning Morning Laugh Up Yourself
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