Humor Quote by Chris Bowsman Download Open image ““Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck.”” — Chris Bowsman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I try to fill the emptiness deep inside me with Cheetos, but I am still depressed. Only now my fingers are stained orange. I… — Karen Salmansohn Copy Share Image
“Moeller, who has tasted a naked Cheeto, likens it to a piece of unsweetened puffed corn cereal” — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“I f I find a burger tank in this joint, Imma be a one man Cheezeburger Apocolypse!” — Coach Copy Share Image
“And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“I have one of those food-chopper brains that nothing comes out of the way it went in.” — Flannery O'Connor Copy Share Image
“If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“This burger is so good, it’s stupid,” I burst out. “I thought California was supposed to be full of vegans sprinkling sprouts on everything.”… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
