"As for food, half of my friends have……" — Chauncey Depew
"As for food, half of my friends have dug their graves with their teeth."
More Dieting Quotes
- It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. — Roseanne Barr
- I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time. I don't believe in diets.… — Sophie Ellis Bextor
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. — Erma Bombeck
- Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing… — Linford Christie
- I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills.… — Joe E. Lewis
- Saying "I'll start managing my money as soon as I get caught up" is like an overweight person saying "I'll… — T. Harv Eker
- An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. — Irv Kupcinet
- I don't really diet or anything. I'm miserable when I'm dieting and I like the way I look. I'm really… — Jennifer Lawrence
- My weight always fluctuates by 10 pounds. After trying Atkins and doing Nutrisystem a few times, now I’m just focused… — Miranda Lambert
- I still battle with my deeply boring diet of, essentially, yogurt and breakfast cereal and granola bars. I hate dieting.… — Julianne Moore
- Dieting: A system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer. — Jan Murray
- I started dieting. I dieted, dieted, dieted and tried all the diets and I would lose and then I would… — Suzanne Somers