Money Quote by Charlie Brown Christmas

If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself...just send money. How about tens and twenties? -Sally

— Charlie Brown Christmas

If you want to give me money for my birthday, I want you to give me what I'm worth to you. Since that can't…

— Ash Sweeney

In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate, and one size fits all.

— William Randolph Hearst

Dear Alec and Magnus, This is the first postcard of five. Don't freak out or anything, but I need you to send me $150,000…

— Cassandra Clare

I made a penny for each paper delivered every day, plus 2 cents for Sunday papers. I had 120 customers. For a 10-year-old kid…

— David Boies

“1-12, how many Decembers does it take to sell thirteen to Mr. Fourteen and Mr. Months? Depends on how much love you throw in…

— Jarod Kintz

“Gift certificates for thousands of delivery menu tems from one central delivery number.”

— twoanyone

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

— Milton Berle

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.

— Anonymous

Fifteen cents of every twenty-cent stamp goes for storage.

— Louis Rukeyser

“are you willing to buy my human for twenty dollars?”   97.”

— Joleene Naylor

My great-grandmother lived to be 100 years old, so I got to know her. She always sent us birthday cards that had $2 bills…

— Dana Perino