Quote by Charles Stross

“It has been long proved that everyone needs a butler.”

— Jasper Fforde

“If I couldn't do that much for my master then what kind of butler would I be, really.”

— Anonymous

“Wisdom from Top Butler: Guard yourself at all times but don't let anyone lead you to live a guarded life that is all.”

— Donavan Nelson Butler, Master Sergeant US Army

“I'm simpley one hell of a butler.”

— Sebastian Michealis

“It figures—it’s always either the butler or the resurrected mate.”

— Kresley Cole

“It is sometimes said that butlers only truly exist in England. Other countries, whatever title is actually used, have only manservants.”

— Kazuo Ishiguro

“The servants were so surprised at seeing me that they hurried and bustled absurdly, and made all sorts of annoying mistakes. Even the butler,…

— Wilkie Collins

“He was a true English butler, just like his father before him, and his grandfather before that. Three generations; bred and butlered.”

— Ken Magee

“Jeeves, of course, is a gentleman’s gentlemen, not a butler, but if the call comes, he can buttle with the best of them.”

— P.G. Wodehouse

“any henchman who thinks himself the equal of his superior is dangerous.”

— Lindsey Davis

...This is the only way. I will not allow humans or fairies to die when I might have prevented it.” Butler would not give…

— Eoin Colfer

“The easiest way to harm someone is to either overestimate or underestimate his abilities!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan