Closets Quote by Charles Dickens

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.

— Anonymous

Value yourself. The only people who appreciate a doormat are people with dirty shoes.

— Leo Buscaglia

People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

— Morey Amsterdam

I can see them all lining outside your front door, filthy minds and terrible habits are interesting.

— Kansas

People who live in glass houses... have to answer the door.

— Karl Pilkington

Hardly a man will you find who could live with his door open.

— Seneca the Younger

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over…

— Nikhil Saluja

I put urinals in all my houses. They save marriages.

— Corey Harrison

Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't?

— David Wong

It is nothing won to admit men with an open door, and to receive them with a shut and reserved countenance.

— Francis Bacon

Crazy women are like flies, you just can't simply show them the door.

— Anonymous

If you married me,it would be scandalous and innapropriate, and doors would be closed to you." "Good God, woman, I let two of my…

— Lisa Kleypas