Quote by Charles Dickens

“If ever you’re attacked with the gout, sir, jist you marry a widder as has got a good loud woice, with a decent notion…

— Charles Dickens

“The glutton usually realizes that gout is ever ready to pounce, and that alcohol is bad for him. But possible disaster weighs light in…

— Marcel Proust

Gout is not relieved by a fine shoe nor a hangnail by a costly ring nor migraine by a tiara.

— Plutarch

It is with jealousy as with the gout. When such distempers are in the blood, there is never any security against their breaking out,…

— Henry Fielding

Gout, a physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient

— Ambrose Bierce

“That gooey stuff inside a Boston crème donut. That’s what you smell like. Now I’ll get a hard-on every time I eat one.”

— Cara McKenna

“Go Chase A Donut.”

— Rick Riordan

“Have a donut. Be glad there are donuts in this universe.”

— Matthew Rave

“When you're head over heels about someone, it's a real painkiller. You almost wonder why doctors don't recommend it more.”

— Victor Lodato

“Anyone who can fail to rejoice in the enticing squish/crunch of a fast-food French fry, or the delight of a warmed piece of grocery-store…

— Lucy Knisley

“Eat a donut in the face, not its asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“People think that food cheers you up, that a doughnut cures all ills, but this only works for trivial complaints. When real disaster strikes,…

— Helena Dela