Daddy Quote by Charles Bukowski

“God doesn't come to sit on the porch and sip lemonade. He comes to take over.”

— Ayana Mathis

“My dad wants to go for a run with you,” I said when he picked up. “Are you coming?” “Me? I’m going for a…

— Jessica Hawkins

Mama's in the factory, she ain't got no shoes. Daddy's in the alley, he's looking for food.

— Bob Dylan

“Why do you want to go so high?' 'So I can kick God in the bum until he sends Daddy home.”

— John Marrs

“I’m going to kill the president. I promise. I surrender. I'm sorry. I'm gay. I'm pregnant. I'm dying. I'm not your father. You're fired.…

— Ben Lerner

“Petey, when I undress you with my eyes, I get blinded by that fluorescent orange crab-trap you call your bush and immediately dress you…

— J.F. Smith

“Well, you’re just gonna have to cool your jets. My dad will be up soon and I may not have mentioned that he’s a…

— M. Leighton

What daddy says goes!

— Amber Rose

That's my father's theme. Get up in the morning, 'hello, Dad.' 'Get a job, leave the food alone... Who took my car?' America, you…

— John Witherspoon

Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to…

— Chris Rock

“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous Fuck-It Bucket…

— David Sedaris

Out of gas... I haven't heard that one in a long time.

— Carey Lowell