"My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a……" — Charlaine Harris
"My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky."
More Bikini Quotes
- Some of these actresses or public personas who are very public about their disciplined diets, more power to them. I… — Amy Adams
- I dropped out of Oxford, and now I only speak Russian with the woman who gives me a bikini-wax. See… — Kate Beckinsale
- Nature has no mercy at all. Nature says, "I'm going to snow. If you have on a bikini and no… — Maya Angelou
- I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini… — Ronald Reagan
- Baseball statistics are like a girl in a bikini. They show a lot, but not everything. — Toby Harrah
- Every time I have a bikini wax, Cameron Diaz holds me down. — Gwyneth Paltrow
- I think that I sort of see other actresses are kind of proud of the way they look and show… — Scarlett Johansson
- I don't wear a bikini on the beach. I walk around my house in pyjamas. I haven't seen myself naked… — Carey Mulligan
- I think I've always sort of been on the more boyish spectrum of girls. For example, I've never been chosen… — Julia Roberts
- I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini… — Jessica Simpson
- She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size). — Rodney Dangerfield
- I think my first bikini, I was four and it was polka dotted and I had a big belly and… — Ashley Scott