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“How white is an Irishman's ass?" Eve wondered out loud. "You should know, darling.”

— J.D. Robb

“Do you know that an Irishman always respond to a question with another?" And the Irish guy replies "Who told you that?”

— Cathy Kelly

“The Board would like to come back and see you tomorrow, Ariana,' she mimicked. 'Any more questions?' 'Yes,' she answered in the Warden's Irish…

— Claire Merle

“The world's full of idiots, divas and assholes, mainly in Ireland. In Ireland, one cannot achieve anything if he is not a little wacky.…

— Joseph O'Connor

“If there were only three Irishmen in the world you'd find two of them in a corner talking about the other.”

— Brandan Araoz Maria

“I seriously believe that you will retard the course of civilisation in Ireland by preventing the Irish people from having one good look at…

— James Joyce

“[on the Irish] A race of poets and wordsmiths, my ass.”

— M. Edward McNally

“No genuine Irishman could relax in comfort and feel at home in a pub unless he was sitting in deep gloom on a hard…

— Flann O'Brien

“The behaviour of the English people I had run into was making it very difficult to nail down a theory that the reason my…

— Tony Hawks

“I am an Irishman, sir." "Irish Irish?" "Yes, sir.”

— Arthur Conan Doyle

“If you ask an Irishman for directions, he might be quick to answer, Well if I were going there, I would not start here.”

— Steve Stockman

“But it was always thus with Irishmen. Never, since the start of the world, has one of them taken a woman's sensible advice when…

— Eddie Lenihan