Cowboys Quote by Catt Ford

“Fuck, he couldn’t. But Brandon knew that he’d never forgive himself if he didn’t do everything in his power. Even if it failed, he…

— James Buchanan

“Jeff-did you guys have a good day? Jose-no Jeff-why Jose-he got my stick jammed in the car door Jeff-what?did you say sorry Jose- no…

— Jeff Dunham

“As Dave was ruffling my hair and Greg was slapping me five we heard the sound of sneakers skidding to a halt on the…

— Kelly Oram

“...once we were loaded, Jeff asked us how it went. Ryan cleared his throat. "Well, I got to use my first public bathroom. That…

— Shelly Crane

“Clay sat up, swinging a leg over Jeff's body to straddle him. He grabbed both wrists and pinned them by Jeff's head, bending closer…

— Catt Ford

“Wow." Josh stopped and ran a hand over his shaved head. "I mean, yeah, there's no beating that. That's the Usain Bolt of embarrassing…

— Tom Ellen

“What just happened?” asked Jeff. “Sloane just yelled at the story until it went away,” I said blankly.”

— Seanan McGuire

“...leaning down for a quick peck on Jeff's lips, and then he starts squirming and rearranging and manhandling until somehow they end up with…

— Kate Sherwood

“I puckered my lips together and kissed the air. Jeff’s eyes widened and his mouth actually dropped open. He scowled and averted his eyes,…

— Sloane Kennedy

“Knocking him down won the first fight. I wanted to win all the next ones, too. So they’d leave me alone.”

— Orson Scott Card

“Seriously, see we get there, and there's no answer at the door. A neighbor had seen fire flickering through the blinds of the downstairs…

— Kathryn Shay

“Jayden shoved through the crowd and pulled me to my feet. I hadn’t realized I was crying until he wiped a tear from my…

— Maya Bode