Battle Quote by Catherine Drinker Bowen

... one of those librarians who rules the stacks with an intimidating scowl, whispers quiet sharply enough to lacerate the tender inner tissues of…

— Dean Koontz

“It seemed quite logical to the Librarian that, since there were aisles where the shelves were on the outside then there should be other…

— Terry Pratchett

“And to love such a librarian requires a surrendering to her eccentricities, a bowing to her pathological quietness, an obeisance to a reticence that…

— Jesse Giles Christiansen

In tough times, a librarian is a terrible thing to waste.

— Marilyn Johnson

“Don't mark up the Library's copy, you fool! Librarians are Unprankable. They'll track you down! They have skills!”

— Charles Ogden

“And now a word about librarians. We are all, from our youngest years, warned that the most dangerous, untrustworthy creature is that which stalks…

— Joseph Fink

“This is why it’s perilous to ignore a librarian.”

— Jeffe Kennedy

The librarians were mysterious. It was said they could tell what book you needed just by looking at you, and they could take your…

— Terry Pratchett

[Librarians] are subversive. You think they're just sitting there at the desk, all quiet and everything. They're like plotting the revolution, man. I wouldn't…

— Michael Moore

The Librarian considered matters for a while. So…a dwarf and a troll. He preferred both species to humans. For one thing, neither of them…

— Terry Pratchett

What can I say? Librarians rule.

— Regis Philbin

“Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians.”

— Neil Gaiman